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#include<stdio.h>
#include<conio.h>
#include<stdlib.h>
main()
{
clrscr();
int i, Till_i_purpose_to_marry;
char purpose[3], purposemarry[3];
printf(” Will u be my girlfriend ?”);
scanf(“%s”,purpose);
if (purpose != “yes”)
{
printf(“Anyways, I will admire U for ur goodness and frankness. I Miss a Good Friend in My Life. I know, U will be missing me too. Don’t Worry, I won’t commit Suicide in front of ur house but may be inside ur heart”);
exit(0);
}
else
{
printf(“First of all, Thanx for accepting me as ur boyfriend”);
for ( i=0, i<= Till_i_purpose_to_marry, i++)
{
printf(“ I Love YoU”);
printf(“Every day parties”);
printf(“ i will Pay the Party Bill”);
printf(“ Kiss me whenever I ask”);
}
}
/*purpose to marry…*/
printf(“will u marry me?”);
scanf(“%s”,purposemarry);
if (purposemarry==”no”)
{
printf(“Pay back all my time. That will be imposible.. So, Instead of my precious time. Pay me abt 9 Lakhs. My heart is not willing to leave U but with 7 lakhs, atleast I can try to forget U by having BEER daily ( One Beer=250, 9Lakhs/250=3600 Beers.  5 beer per day= 720  )…So, I can forget U for 720days. ( After that, its 2012 end of the world”);
}
else
{
printf(“ I don’t take Dowry in a bulk amount. But can take in a installments,. So, Ur Father should give me a cash (no cheque acceptable) of 1Lakh per month.”);
printf(“ U should give freedom to me after marriage’);
/*Marriage Over …*/
/*Because writer  is a TRUE LOVER*/
printf(“ I just lied my dear. I don’t want a single penny from ur parents. I can earn and take care of u being myself… I just tested ur patience and TRUE LOVE”);
printf(“ I can cook for U, I can die for U..but what I expect from U is just a Trust and True L-O-V-E. Believe me My dear Soul”);
}
getchar();
}

When Proposing

When Rejected

After Marriage